I just received an e-mail from Mr. Bill at My Gym, informing me that My Gym is the latest victim of the economic downturn and will be closing its doors. Mr. Bill wasn't clear on specifics but I'm going to assume it's effective immediately.
Y'all can imagine that this comes as wonderful news to Twinklette and me. No more guilt over not finishing those ten painful sessions! No more forcing myself to go, and trying to make an intellectual connection with the other mothers only to be brutally rebuffed with talk of Dora the Explorer! No more Mr. Bill screaming "Ta-Dah!" in our faces and making Twinklette feel like a freak for not wanting to go on the dolphin swing!
I feel liberated, and I just had to share the good news.
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