So when I was over at my in-laws' this weekend, my MIL handed me a section of the paper about stairs. It was all these pictures of runners on various of staircases and an article about spicing up your staircase with a snazzy runner. Did y'all see it? When she handed it to me, she said, "Here. I saved this for you. You're the only person I know who has stairs."
Really? Now I know that MIL lives a sheltered life of suburban homogeneity, but am I really the only person she knows who lives in a two-story house? Does she really associate only with people who live in 1970's-era ranches? I honestly wouldn't put it past her, and that is freakin' bizarre.
So I've decided that from now on, I'm only going to associate with people who live in center hall colonials...it was nice knowin' ya, b*tches!
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