Sunday, September 6, 2009

Dibbs: Armaggedon is Upon Us

My grandfather conceded today that I have the same number of years in college as my cousin A.
This is not completely true. I have the same type of degree as my cousin A. She wasted many more years in college.

He also told me I'd gained weight. I was happy to hear that.

Last night we attended a pig roast in my hometown. I'll admit it: this social butterfly's wings are clipped when she gets around her homies. I just don't have much to talk about. They don't want to hear about Seviche guacamole, and they didn't even laugh when I told them about meeting The Lady Chablis. I did see the twitter-mentioned chick wearing the bunco girls shirt, so the night wasn't a total loss. I'm counting the hours 'til I can get out of this place...

No comments:

Post a Comment