Thursday, September 17, 2009

Dibbs: Do Y'all Want to Know What I Just Said?

Twinkle, I'm sorry. You already heard this story.

Everyone else, this is what I did. My secretaries were asking about the newly-famous murderer from my hometown. They asked if I knew him. I replied, "Of course. He's from ********* (my hometown.)"

The ladies asked, "Do you know everyone from your hometown?'

I replied, rather snottily, "No, only the nice people."

Yes, I know. I just called an "accused" murderer a nice person. Perhaps I need to rethink my values.

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