Twinkle: Hey, Fun Sink--Do I Look Like Someone Who Does Not Appreciate Hardwood Floors?

Just one minor complaint about Fun Sink. It's not even a big one, but I think it illustrates her complete lack of faith in my general competence.

My girls went swimming with Fun Sink and my FIL today, and when I picked them up Fun Sink handed me a huge plastic bag of wadded up wet towels and bathing suits that obviously needed attention in the near future. There was no denying that the towels were wet, but she still felt the need to state the obvious and remind me that the situation probably couldn't wait until morning--the suits and towels might get moldy if I waited too long to attend to them.

Now I will be the first to admit that I hate doing laundry, but do I look like the type of person who would leave a large plastic bag full of wet towels on my hardwood floor to rot overnight? Is there evidence of mold, mildew, or general neglect on any of the suits or towels I've sent with my girls in the past? Do I give the impression that I was raised by wolves?

Sorry, Fun Sink--the only person I know who would leave a bag of wet towels on the floor was raised by you.