Twinks, your story about the fire department reminds me of one told by a co-worker several years ago. His grandparents engaged in a little, um, amorous activity that was vigorous enough to knock the phone off the bedside table. As they are both 80+, that phone was pre-programmed to call 911 in such an event. The 911 Call Center heard a lot of panting and moaning that sounded like an elderly person having a medical emergency.
Apparently his grandpa met the paramedics at the front door in a T-shirt, boxers and socks, smoking a cigarette.
Tips to them, and tips to you young-marrieds-with-a-toddler, for keeping love alive!
Hilarious story, Julep! I hope we're all still that spry at 80!
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