Y'all, Baby Shagari is missing. Okay, that was dramatic. He's with his mother, but we all know she's batshit crazy.
Since Thanksgiving she's been talking about all the people who are trying to kill her, and how she needs to go to a Safe House. (By the way, one of the killers is named Burnis. If I'm ever stalked and killed, I hope the killer is named Burnis. It makes the Dateline story way better.) Sorry, I digress. This week the Baby Daddy got all worked up about her massage therapist and busted up the spa. So...she called the Safe House people and got a placement somewhere. Praises be, she picked a weekend when the bigger boys were with their father, but she took the baby with her.
Ridiculously long story short...little Shagari is somewhere with his paranoid schizophrenic mother and we don't know where. She called her ex-mother-in-law yesterday (Why her? Because she's effing nuts.) and said they went to Walmart for a while. That to me is the mark of a woman who is in dire fear of her life.
I think they'll be home soon. No men at the Safe House.
Does anyone have ideas on how to resolve this little conundrum??
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