Mr. Twinkle: Putting Me Behind the 8-Ball since 2006

Happy Rosh Hashanah, everyone! The Twinkle family dinner is much smaller this year, due to the recent arrival of Little Lord Fun Sink. I offered to bring a dish to the dinner, and for once Fun Sink accepted.

I found a butternut squash dish--it's baked in olive oil, garlic and parsley, then stirred with kale and topped with a nut mixture. It's nutritious and wholesome, season-appropriate, and it also tastes really good.

I put it in the back of our SUV. Mr. Twinkle came along and put his briefcase right on top of it, crushing the delicately-cubed butternut squash and ruining the appearance of the first dish I have ever been invited to contribute. I cannot fucking win.