...no not Slim Shady, but close. The Little Pimp enrolled at the school next to my office today. My boss came into my office with a note. His principal had already called by 1:00. Apparently, Little Pimp was yelling, pushing other kids, and telling everyone that he had a twin brother, Peter. He would put his head down, then sit up and say he was Peter. Hmm.
I went to see him, natch. He remembered my name when I walked in and remembered that I sent him birthday candy after he moved. He informed me that he had a new sister. It's his step-mother's baby..."by another man" (said scornfully.) He cried when I left. I really love that baby!
In other news, upon walking into my other school, a seriously disabled child felt me up. I'm glad I have these lawyer friends in case I get fired!
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