Oh. My. Land.
Home alone. In throes of an ick - sore throat, light fever. Bundled up on the couch in layers of fleece clothing and two blankets. Sent Mr. J over to play Wii with his sister. Took sole possession of the remote for a short time before going to bed.
And what to my wondering eyes appears on the TV Guide? Immediately flipped to MTV ... and there, in all his glory, was The Situation, explaining that the recipe for his perfection is simple: "Every day- gym, tan, laundry."
JWoww got flowers from her boyfriend after telling him she cheated on him. Ronny (Why doesn't he have a nickname?) responded, "I'd send her chewing gum and a picture of my d***, sayin' 'Chew on this.'" Next best line: "I think what happened to Snookers [getting punched in the face] brought us all closer together." I think one of the guys may have a nipple ring.
Can't. Look. Away.
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