Y'all, I went to get my mail Thursday night. I thought I had a bunch of junk mail. I was throwing all the junk away, because the envelope said Current Resident or Dibbs X, when I noticed that the sender was the Junior League. It was my Two Of A Kind Invitation.
Yes, the Junior League would like to cordially invite the vagrant squatting in my condo to pay $100 and attend our Gala Fundraiser. They will be sad if he cannot attend, and his presence will be sorely missed; but if he can't, they guess it will be okay if Dibbs, the actual member attends.
What has happened? I understand that the goal is to raise money, and thus, as many people as possible should attend the Gala. But, really, the guy off the street? Couldn't we just borrow someone's guest list and invite actual people we know?
Hey, maybe the current resident can be asked to pay my dues, too.
Oh Dibbs, don't you know that getting a list from an organization (professional, private, nonprofit) would be discriminatory to those not on the list? It's high time we opened up the flood gates and let the unwashed masses into our $1,200/table charity benefit!
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I have to say, the foreclosure crisis may add an element of surprise to Two of a Kind...you never know who's squatting in those abandoned McMansions these days!
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